To all of my friends have a great and safe New Year's. I have had a fantastic year with all of my friends as well as meeting new ones. I look forward to a fantastic 2005. I'm sure I will have some wild adventures with the friends that I have some stories to tell with the new ones I make. I promise that in 2005 I will write more. I swear I will.
Ta ta for now and bring on the booze cuz it's time to "party".
Friday, December 31, 2004
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Spam and Spyware
My 2 biggest computer pet peeves.
First, spam. Hello did someone out there tell these people that I needed bigger boobs? I mean what is wrong w/ my rack? Wait I know. I"M not suppose to have a farking rack. Why the fark do I need a boob job? Come on now. How attractive would I be if I had a set of huge tatas and a penis. Nope sorry don't think so. I don't think I need to double my pleasure w/ boobs and a penis. Also, why is it that spammers think women need penis enlargements? Don't they need the penis first? And why would I want a woman 1) who has a penis and 2) has one that is bigger then me. Oh the humanity. I hope the person who started spam ends up with both boobs and a penis. Then maybe that person could get them both enlarged and get off me about mine.
Next farking spyware. Get your piece of shiat software off of my system. If I wanted someone or something to follow me I would get a dog or one of those boob jobs mentioned above. I wished I could find out who came up with this idea. If I did I would grab a few buddies and we would camp out on that person's lawn. Then party it up and follow the person around when they leave. Why not? That is what they are doing to me over the internet? And the makers of blazefind fark off you cacksuckers. Assholes crashed my system for 2 days. Not only was it bad to have to fix the damn thing, but then to hear about it from a nagging wife. I spit on you farktards. Peteewy.
First, spam. Hello did someone out there tell these people that I needed bigger boobs? I mean what is wrong w/ my rack? Wait I know. I"M not suppose to have a farking rack. Why the fark do I need a boob job? Come on now. How attractive would I be if I had a set of huge tatas and a penis. Nope sorry don't think so. I don't think I need to double my pleasure w/ boobs and a penis. Also, why is it that spammers think women need penis enlargements? Don't they need the penis first? And why would I want a woman 1) who has a penis and 2) has one that is bigger then me. Oh the humanity. I hope the person who started spam ends up with both boobs and a penis. Then maybe that person could get them both enlarged and get off me about mine.
Next farking spyware. Get your piece of shiat software off of my system. If I wanted someone or something to follow me I would get a dog or one of those boob jobs mentioned above. I wished I could find out who came up with this idea. If I did I would grab a few buddies and we would camp out on that person's lawn. Then party it up and follow the person around when they leave. Why not? That is what they are doing to me over the internet? And the makers of blazefind fark off you cacksuckers. Assholes crashed my system for 2 days. Not only was it bad to have to fix the damn thing, but then to hear about it from a nagging wife. I spit on you farktards. Peteewy.
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